THIS KINDA MAKES ME WANNA DATE A FAT CHICK...

"Slip me out of my northern noose
My easter egg
My western wheel
And a southern snake

I've got a busted breast and a jiggly thigh
A rumpled roast and a raggedy eye
A floppy neck and two fat feet
Sneaky cheeks chewin' greasy gums

You got a wing in your snaggle tooth
And you can't knock it back with no 80 proof
You got a wing in your snaggle tooth
And you can't knock it back with no 80 proof"