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I have the uncanny ability of talking shit to people while appearing likeable, funny, and nice.

I quit smoking. It's been a week... I haven't noticed any significant differences, but that might change when I'm old and realize I'm not dying of heart disease. (Cancer just isn't in the cards.)

We watched Lost tonight and for the last ten minutes I wanted to scream at the television. Also when Juliet ''died''. I can't wait until the last season when I realize I wasted hours of my life watching a show that didn't even have a good payoff.

Pitchfork. 2 mauntz